multiple airlines in "unable to sell tickets" shocker

I'm trying to fly from the UK to Austria. Ideally from LHR to INN.  Around a decade ago, these were both considered "advanced" economies.  Now, there are no flights between these destinations, only fake and gay web "sites".

KLM supposedly had an evening flight, and I was going to take this, but their web site just did this indefinitely, in two major browsers:


I left it running in Firefox and Chromium for over 20 minutes.  There was a really nice animated effect, which must have taken many man-weeks of software developer time to implement.  But you can't get flight info or book flights.

So I tried with Easyjet:


Opaque error message, with id.  "we're sorry but something has gone wrong".  Imbeciles.  Spent ages re-entering information about myself, that they already had, to get this "far".

What about good old British Airways?  Okay, they scammed me during the pandemic, but perhaps they're now flying some flights or something:




Nope.

Luckily I'm not in a hurry.  I guess I have to book a private flight again.  But how can western economies function, when none of their airlines do?  And why are airlines chronically so poor at SELLING TICKETS FOR THEIR FLIGHTS.

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