i hate to be a stickler but

This bill includes 16.68 GBP gratuity at 12.5%, which by definition is optional.


I paid with the exact amount, 150. If they had not added gratuity charge, probably would have been same result. Fine.

Waiter came back and said “I hate to be a stickler, but it’s a hundred and fifty AND THIRTEEN PENCE”.

The optional gratuity was 16.68 GBP, so he is “being a stickler” about less than 1% of the optional GRATUITY. Without this precious 13p, the total amount of the optional gratuity is 16.55 GBP instead of 16.68 GBP on a base bill of 133.45 GBP.

Have people really become this fucking retarded?

I can not function in the brit tard sphere.

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