ontology of seat pricks

If you sit in a seat, and you put your feet on, or push your legs against, the seat in front, you are a seat prick.  If the person whose seat you are messing up asks you to stop, and an hour later you are doing the same thing again, you are a very bad seat prick.

If you yank on the head of someone's seat, to heave yourself up, you are a bad seat prick.

If you recline your seat into someone else's space, and it's not night time, you are a recline seat prick.

These are the basic types of seat prick: seat prick, bad seat prick, very bad seat prick, and recline seat prick.

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